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How not to approach a Mistress or Domme…

Just received this application through my contact form. Most of the applications to be one of my submissives/slaves are the general twaddle and boring; this one just made me laugh incredulously. Like, seriously?

‘Hi there ! I am a newcomer to S and M and as such i have looked at others sites for mistresses near to where i live, however you seem to have a playroom ASWELL as a dungeon facility and don’t look as scarey either ! 
I was wondering if you would be able to to perform the following with me; I would like you to wear jeans, a white top, trainers and white sports socks (preferably the half sock type ?) Once the session starts I would like you to come up from behind me, place your hand tightly over my mouth and forcefully drag me to the floor. Then I would like you to kick off your trainers, take off your socks with one hand whilst keeping the other tightly over my mouth, then force your socks right into my mouth. Once the socks are in, you would tape them in tightly with bondage tape/electrical tape/packing tape.  Once tightly gagged, you would then tie my hands tightly behind my back, tie my feet togther and then attach my feet to my hands (hogtie i think ?) 
You would then make me crawl, tied and gagged to a bed and then help me onto it where you verbally abuse me, tease me and then make me forcefully cum via hand relief (perhaps whilst using a vibrator on me ?)    
Is this session something that you would be able to do ? Oh, re your socks, would it be possible for you to wear them in your trainers for a few hours before my arrival ? Many thanks’

Please note, if you think you are submissive, this does actually mean not setting the demands. I don’t care what you want (which is separate from discussing your kinks so that I can take advantage of you in a customised fashion within limits) and I certainly will not ever act as a paid for whore with a whip and a list of requests for an hour session with you, I may as well set myself up as an unlicensed sex worker in some dodgy B and B.

Just because I am Dominant it doesn’t mean that I:

a) Want to Dominate you
b) Dominate all and sundry
c) Respond to demands from ‘fauxsubs’

Please approach me with decency, respect and at least an ounce of common sense!


  1. oh he dont even know what a mistress is i dont know what to say he should be happy that you even read his message mistress

  2. aww, he sounds fun!

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